The Grand Judicial Epopee of Sir Gargalot

Once there was a really evil and sinister man named Sir Gargalot. He had done very many illegal things and not gotten caught- Until now. Today, a police officer had shown up at his door.
“Hello, Mr.Gargalot. I’m the Police. You are under arrest for kidnapping dancing fairy muffins. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you.” she started. Sir Gargalot stared at her while then she continued on. NO! I-I-IT CAN’T BE! I’VE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT! He thought. Those darn fairy muffins…
“It’s SIR Gargalot, and, Well, I bet you don’t have concrete Evidence that I did it!” Sir Gargalot shot back. “We do, Sir Gargalot. Therefore, your right to be detained and imprisoned is not being infringed upon.”
Then the police officer snapped, and a projector, a screen, and a monkey appeared. She also had a pointer stick in her hand. “Sir Gargalot, It’s time for a mini-lesson on your rights!” She said, winking. Sir Gargalot stared at her like she was crazy. “Today, there are 4 I’m going to tell you about!” She said.
She used the stick to point to one on the screen. “First, The right to be secure from unreasonable search and seizure!” She said, and then pointed to another one. “The right to an interpreter! Which doesn’t really apply to you saying as you can speak the language!” She continued on. “The right to a fair trail, and last, but not least, the right to bail! That is half of your rights, and concludes today’s lesson!” She said, smiling. The monkey clapped. “Thank you, Thank you!” she went on as she bowed. Then she snapped again, and everything disappeared (except the monkey).
The monkey insisted on hanging around Sir Gargalot. Even when he was taken into court.
“Look you dang chimp-a** mudafuka, GO AWAY!” he told it. The monkey didn’t. Instead, it held up card which said, “Hello, my name is Bobo. I shall be your lawyer.”
“YOU’RE A MONKEY! Why are YOU my lawyer?  For crying out loud, WHO IS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE OF SUCH INHUMAN, PATHETIC ACT OF LETTING ME HAVE A SMALL PRIMATE AS A LAWYER!” Sir Gargalot demanded. The monkey held up yet another card. “Why? Because I am. Now be a good boy, Gargalot.” Sir Gargalot sighed. Then the judge spoke. “The Trail will now begin. We are today on the case of Sir Gargalot and the kidnapping of the dancing Fairy Muffins.” The trail seemed to last forever.
Then, Bobo held up another card. “I hope you will find my client  guilty(crossed out) innocent of kidnapping the muffins.” Then sat down.  Sir Gargalot looked at the card. “Oh thanks, YOU’RE a great help!” he whispered to Bobo. Bobo wrote, “You’re very welcome!”
Later…
“You got a verdict, Stupid.” Bobo wrote. “HEY! WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?! WHY I OUTTA….” Sir Gargalot yelled. “Sir Gargalot, you have been found guilty. You are hereby sentenced to 666 years in jail, and you are ordered to apologize to the poor muffins.” Spoke the judge.
Sir Gargalot grumbled and went up to the dancing fairy muffins. “I’m sorry…” he said, in an I’m-Just-saying-this-to-get-it-over-with tone. “Like you mean it…And for not saying it like you mean it, you must sing it as well!” Sir Gargalot cringed. “FINE!” he turned to the muffins once more. “I’m Sooooooorry!” he sang.
“Good….” The judge spoke.
Bobo handed Sir Gargalot a piece of paper. He held up a card that said, “Hey, Dumb one, this is why you got that verdict!” Sir Gargalot glared at him, and read it.

The reasons why he’s guilty/innocent by the Jury
Guilty
1-DNA found with the muffins (Unknown)
2-He seems very evil (unknown)
3-Just about every testimony leads to him being guilty (Everyone)
4-Tobi is a good boy! (Tobi)
5-He did it to a dragon…Gross…(Bruno)
Innocent
1- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOOWN! (Rick)
2-NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU! (Rick)
3-Tobi’s still a good boy! (Tobi)
Sir Gargalot stared at it. What Kind of reasoning is this? Besides, why does anyone care that Tobi’s a good boy? Isn’t it kind of ODD to get this? He thought. Then a spiky black haired guy in a black cloak with red and white clouds on it came by. He was wearing an orange mask with a swirl pattern concentrated towards the only opening over his right eye. “TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!” he shouted, and then ran off. Sir Gargalot shook his head, and waited for what would happen next.

The End!